"The Burmese pythons have become a well-publicized problem, but once I got down there and started spending time with the fishermen, bikers, reformed gator poachers, tour guides, smugglers, and biologists who inhabit the sparsely populated southern Glades, I found that the situation wasn’t everything it was made out to be on the evening news" So lets write another article about anacondas blowing it out of proportion.
I also like the "as big around as a hula hoop" quote.
---Media Fail