looking for a snake loving girl

[I-KandyReptiles]

You're booty looks delicious.

[Archimedes]

I love pirates booty. Or, in this case, Pyrate's booty.

[Pyrate81]

Love the booty. Caress the booty. Taste the booty.

Mmm, aged chedder.

[wilomn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttQX...1F1552212C9AAF

Ok, you kids have been messing around in my yard long enough.

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

The singer of the song above captures nicely what thrums within, but shows no trace of without. Arrr were it only so simple as you kids make it out to be.

Do your mothers know you talk like this? If they do, and they approve, pictures of said matrons should be posted.

[Archimedes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttQX...1F1552212C9AAF

Ok, you kids have been messing around in my yard long enough.

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

The singer of the song above captures nicely what thrums within, but shows no trace of without. Arrr were it only so simple as you kids make it out to be.

Do your mothers know you talk like this? If they do, and they approve, pictures of said matrons should be posted.

And us girls, too, by the way! We want someone who appreciates our balls and our booty. :3 (and, ya know, has some balls and some booty to share.)

now, as far as posting a picture of my mother, does she qualify if she begrudgingly listens and doesn't correct my sailor speech when I'm angry and ranting to her? Every other time she smacks me. Haha.

(I blame Pyrate for the colloquial tone this thread has taken. Well, and Mike, but he's always mixed into trouble somehow. :3)

[wilomn]

Young Michael, arrr, has a masochistic streak the width of his youthful back, but the blame be not his alone, twere a wench or three abused the poor lad, twisting him fierce in the way women have.

As to your mother, sure and be fine I say, a little sauce is fine, but one that's been proper a-get, that's a gift, fi ya ken my meanin'.

[Anya]

[Coleslaw007]

Do your mothers know you talk like this? If they do, and they approve, pictures of said matrons should be posted.

and she jokes back almost as weird

Btw, thanks for frequently using words I have to look up. I'm being sincere here, I don't come across many, it's quite refreshing. I got the vocabulary from that woman ^ too



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[wilomn]

and she jokes back almost as weird

Btw, thanks for frequently using words I have to look up. I'm being sincere here, I don't come across many, it's quite refreshing. I got the vocabulary from that woman ^ too



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Yarrrrwelcome and thaks. A good mom is hard to find. I lucked out, and it seems you did as well.

[DooLittle]

and she jokes back almost as weird

Btw, thanks for frequently using words I have to look up. I'm being sincere here, I don't come across many, it's quite refreshing. I got the vocabulary from that woman ^ too



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Ahaha. I thought I was the only one who had to look words up. :p