No lie! About three weeks ago, I was gluing some crap at work with super glue and it wouldn't come out of the tube so I just squeezed harder. The glue shot out and landed on my leg, gluing my pants to my skin. I didn't really give a crap, I just continued what I was doing until....my skin started feeling hot. It seriously felt like someone was holding a branding iron to my leg! I got this nasty blister and everything! I'm going to have a scar.

So...how the crap did you apply loads of it to an open wound and not have this kind of suffering??