Haha. I lost my car and needed a way to get to work. The dealership was walking distance an they approved me for a loan.
I had been on a bike for less than 5mins and never got it out of 1st gear.
I had to wait a week for them to get my bike in so I read how to's online, and watched some YouTube videos.
That first night I put on 100 miles.
I'm just glad I got it off the lot :o