I almost choked on my beer just then! LMAO!! Yeah, unfortunately a LARGE percentage of our customer clientele is very poorly educated, and on waaayy too many meds..I get questions like this all the time: Do the snakes actually poop? Will my puppy be ok in his cage if I go away for the weekend? I didn't buy my tank yet....Cant I just keep the fish in the bag? Are you sure its a boy?(after Ive clearly indicated the balls and penis on the animal to the customer)