Actually it's the burm, yellow anaconda, and north and south African rock pythons...
OP: perhaps try Craigslist? I haven't seen any burms at any of the Tinley shows in the past 3 shows or so. I don't attend the AAE in Wheaton so I can't attest to anything there.
I wouldn't try to smuggle one across state lines. Yes, chances are you're not going to get caught, but you can be dang sure that if you did, Sen. Salazar would make sure an example is made of you. I don't think a burm is worth being a felon...