I'd give you a nice shiny gold star for the effort, but you wouldn't appreciate it. Thanks for sharing the banality of your life though. It is rather sad though that you felt the need to brag about a poor decision and then not have the stones to admit it was your own fault-no one forced you to read it- and then have the nerve to tell people, about whom you know less than nothing, that they had the gall to waste YOUR time and intellect? Can you say narcissistic?
You seem to think that the sun shines out your butt, but you are in error. I see nothing more clearly, I have no better an understanding of my fellow man due to your stunning wit and skill with words. However, I am somewhat appalled at the amount of time I've wasted addressing this lack in your character. Perhaps this is something you should ponder during your 'personal' time. I'm thinking you have that in abundance.
So, pull up your shorts, it ain't the sun, more like a turgid puss filled boil that may feel hot as blazes but brings no illumination, and try to play nice.
You'll have a better time that way.