A Joke

[BrandiR]

How do you catch a Polar Bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and put peas around it. When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

[interloc]

How do you catch a Polar Bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and put peas around it. When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

Careful. You may get an infraction!

[interloc]

2 fish are swimming down the river. All of a sudden they bump into a wall. One fish looks at the other one and says: "DAM!"

[BrandiR]

Careful. You may get an infraction!

My dad taught my daughter that joke when she was five. She's 12 now and his infraction still stands.

[interloc]

My dad taught my daughter that joke when she was five. She's 12 now and his infraction still stands.

It was sort of a jab at your infraction thread.

[BrandiR]

It was sort of a jab at your infraction thread.

Yeah, I got that. Thanks

[pigfat]

Why do cops keep full size spares in the trunk?

Because if we thought we had a doughnut in the trunk, we'd NEVER get anything done.

[MasonC2K]

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday.

Why?

Because the rest are weekdays.

[GoFride]

My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.

[RetiredJedi]

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 6 packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So, a 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari then?