Similar to the above, I rarely respond to threads... since almost everyone has more experience than I do. BUT, I have to tell you that I am at my office with a few minutes to "lurk" through the new threads and I burst out a quick chuckle @ the title.
I have found that Dollar General has their own brand of sensitive wipes that are cost effective AND efficient for cleaning my 41g breeding tubs. Seems like my snakes recently decided to have peeing contests to see who can make the largest mess. Even to the point of having "plaster of Paris" type clods to pick out.
Also, I see you have 7 snakes and only a member of this forum since about 12/12. I sure hope we can count on more funny titles leading in to more very good questions !