Nah thats not weird at all. Quite normal actually. Maybe our countries border eachother? In Mikeytopia i picture myself as the most awesomest awesomelete winning the super awesome bowl. Also we dont have stupid stuff like daylight savings or high gas prices. The world kinda just stays in sync from some "invisible hand" guiding it if you will. Its really just my awesomeness guiding everything though. Its like the mana of Mikeytopia. Like in Avatar they have that huge life tree. Im basically that huge tree they all plug their hair into.
Thats all just my imagination running wild. In real life though i just wake up and start my day by pissing excellence and see where the rest of the day goes from there.