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[OctagonGecko729]

Unless OP can prove he pays for the electric bill, since his snakes use them, he pays for the water he showers with, pays for the internet he uses to make thread posts, pays for the space he lives in, and pays for the gas on his vehicles......

Then and only then will OP not owe his parents anything....


And going to youth group doesn't mean you are going to get brainwashed... OP seems to know what he believes in...

im 1000% sure OP wouldn't get brainwashed

Ok cool, so people who pay for other peoples electric, water, internet, and rent bills (oh and gas expenses) get the ability to seize property from the receiver of these benefits if said receiver does not do as the they are told. Oh and the receiver has to respect these donators for the rest of his life even though he did not ever even choose this contract, he just happens to be stuck in it because of biology.
Not to mention that these donators went through all the processes of taking on the responsibility of the OP by going through the magical art of copulation.

And what exactly does the OP "owe" to these people? Money? Respect? Time? Please clarify.