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    Re: I don't think he understands...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    It looks like shes choking him, how nice. lol
    Maybe he's experimenting. He might be into that kind of thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valentine Pirate View Post
    Maybe he's experimenting. He might be into that kind of thing
    She got the idea from 50 shades of grey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobbafett View Post
    She got the idea from 50 shades of grey
    My kinda snake!

    Wait what? Nevermind... Well this is awkward...
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    Re: I don't think he understands...

    Glad to see he finally got a lock on her. I'm guessing he is a very naughty boy that likes to experiment with every part of the ladies.

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    I literally LOLed. Mom asked what I'm laughing at, tried to explain, failed miserably.

    Grats on the lock though!

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    Hah, don't tell him we're laughing at his pathetic attempts to woo a lady, but looks like he was successful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by missriss2012 View Post
    I introduced my male super pastel in with my normal girl last night. This is what I found this morning.

    I don't think he understands how it works lol

    He is a virgin and this is his first time with a female so I am cutting him some slack.

    Just thought you guys would find this amusing :p

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    At least he's trying, A for effort!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    Of course the male gets blamed
    Typical
    Well, he's the one who didn't have it figured out.....


    Quote Originally Posted by Bobbafett View Post
    She got the idea from 50 shades of grey
    Ahahaha, maybe she has been reading aloud to him!

    Congrats that they figured it out for you! How exciting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDooLittle View Post
    Well, he's the one who didn't have it figured out.....
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    Yea because chicks never say no... C'mon doolittle, get real lmao
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    Hahahaha gotta love first timers.

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    This past season I had a male pinstripe in with a normal; at one point she had him pinned against the tub, his head was sideways between her and the tub, she was on top of him, and locked. My wife said "It looks like she is raping the poor boy!"


    Agree: Gotta love first timers!

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