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It's funny when people don't know about my hobby, and ask me questions about what I do in my free time.
I don't normally have any free time, I tend to my balls every spare minute I get.
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Yea I have a spare room dedicated to my balls.... I spend most of my time in there playing with my balls, cleaning them, they always make a mess.
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Hahahaha.. Nice ball joke...
I got a new ball. And want to show it to my friend..
Call him via cp.
My friend: bro!!!
Me: bro i got something to show you.
My friend: what is it bro.?
Me: i want to show you my balls... You can touch and play with it if you want to bro..
My friend: what!!!!! ...???!!!??
Hahahahahaha..... 
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Re: play with my balls
I have to examine my balls. I think they are shedding. IS THAT BLUE BALLS?
Last edited by lefty; 10-02-2012 at 10:37 AM.
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Good thing I've never had to ask for help with mites on my balls...
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When you are female it just makes it that much funnier. Lets be honest about that one!
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This is the only place i get thanked for telling a woman she has nice balls and a nice rack... Otherwise i get slapped haha 
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ballpythonluvr (10-03-2012),BleedingOrange36 (10-03-2012),DooLittle (10-04-2012),el8ch (10-04-2012),gsarchie (10-03-2012),Quantum Constrictors (10-03-2012),sissysnakes (10-03-2012)
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Haha that's funny, We can only fit about 18 balls in our rack.
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I like it when my male friends who own snakes ask me over too take a look...
My friend: Hey M, can you come over tonight?
Me: ya sure, whats up?
My friend: I need you to look at my balls, I think one of them got bit the other day
Me: of course, hope its ok!
(Out side party:... isnt she engaged?)
or of course:
Me: Hey I got a new rack! wanna see?
Friend: But they look so real!
Me: Jerk.... 
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Re: play with my balls
I think I have heard all of the jokes. However, they are usually pretty funny. The first time I told my mother that my balls just shed she asked if that was normal. She was serious!
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You guys are too much, but I love it all the same. I do love it when cute Canadian girls talk about holding ball in their racks. LOL Hey, just to put it out there, I'm only second generation American citizen - family is from Newfoundland. So there's something else that we have in common, Olivia! 
Last edited by gsarchie; 10-03-2012 at 02:08 PM.
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