I have no clue about what you're referencing here. What are the champion and hell sounds in reference to? Also, AWOL as far as I have ever heard it is an acronym used in the military that means Absent Without Leave. What do you mean when you say a-wol? That he's just freaking out about it?
Ultimately, just ignore stupid people and don't let them get to you. I used to be someone that would always argue with people if they were saying something that is completely incorrect or just plain stupid but at this point have learned to just let stuff go. It definitely came with age for me, although there are others that will simply never grow up and learn to be a bigger person.