I hate to break it to some of you ladies but:
- You can't get an STD from a toilet seat.
- Baldness does not come strictly from your mother's side.
- There is no Easter Bunny.
- Buying a Harley does not make you tough.
- Ordering a diet coke with that double Whopper value meal really isn't going to make much of a difference.
- Your snake does not love you.
- Good people die in horrible ways and some bad people live long lives and do so behind the wheel of a Bentley.
- The size of a man's hands and feet do not indicate that a third appendage is also of a similar size.
- When you die, the world will run just fine.
and lastly:
- Pine bedding is not harmful to snakes.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is doing nothing but repeating something someone else regurgitated on a forum.
