You might be a ball python keeper..........

[Dragoon]

when you know the names of all 60 of your pythons but Can't remember your neighbors kids names.......WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE MY KIDS?!?!?!

[RestlessRobie]

when you know the names of all 60 of your pythons but Can't remember your neighbors kids names.......WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE MY KIDS?!?!?!

XD I have to ask my wife what all the neighbors names are But I can name all the snakes rats and the dog

[twoninerfan]

... If you've ever calculated the convection currents in an exclosure so you could balance the heat and humidity just so.



Oh thank you! I thought I was the only one to do that! (Human armpits are about 1F lower than under the tongue, according to my reference book... and only on this site do I have to go back and put "human" in front of this to be clear.)

haha I do this too!

[Tekko]

I'll add my own I guess:

- if you ever called sick to school/work to take care of your snake(s) aka visit to the vet, be on hand to assist on that female laying a clutch, clutch pipping, etc.
- if your spouse has taken up herping just to be allowed in the snake room to have at least some quality time with you.
- if you plan your vacation around breeding, laying and hatching (sorry sweety can't go on that 75% off dream vacation, I need to be there in case they start locking).
- if you have better archived record of your snakes past feed/shed/lock(all with pictures and videos) then you have of your own wedding.

[John1982]

If you put your bed into storage so you can fit more snakes in your room and now sleep on a couch.

[apple2]

If you buy one of those "PODS" things and use it as a feeder shed.

(Lol this is actually a good idea if they'd allow it, the things are ventilated and you can get ones that are heated too. Not sure the PODS people would be too happy with you after they get it back though...

[kayrussell]

when you're watching Python Hunters and you turn it off because they think they are so smart but you know every single thing they are talking about like the back of your hand.... (i've done this many times)

[DooLittle]

If you go on the internet and say your balls have mites, and everybody wants to help get rid of them.

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[DooLittle]

If you wake up in the morning, and know you have tubs to clean before you even turn on a light, because of the smell in your room.

True story, all 6 of them had poopied up their tubs overnight.

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[kdreptiles]

If you put your bed into storage so you can fit more snakes in your room and now sleep on a couch.

I'm moving soon, I was seriously thinking of doing this!