The most hopeless escape case *ever*

[angllady2]

One question.

If he's using the holes to come and go as he pleases, why haven't you seen tracks in the flour yet? I doubt your Alice has learned to levitate.

I can understand being desperate, but I'd take anything that guy said with a grain of salt. Actually, with the whole salt shaker. I could have done just about as good a job at predicting as he did.

Your a woman, and obviously not a child i.e. chances are you are married or involved.

Dark hair? Ummm, there are only so many shades of hair color, blonde, grey, black and brown. So, better than a 50% chance dark would be correct.

Going on with business ? Umm the sucky economy has done a number on pretty much everybody's business.

Way with animals ? Umm darlin you are a girl who likes snakes, if anyone has a way with animals it's a wierdo like you. Just sayin.

Inside furniture. So, pretty much in any room of your house. That's not hard to figure out.

Not hungry. Well, it's a well known fact pythons can go years without eating, so again, not hard to get.

Not warm. Ok, well since his tank is the warmest spot in the house, duh.

He'll come out when he's ready. Pretty much the same thing we have all said.

It will be weeks before he comes out. Well yeah, we all said the same thing.

Bottom line hon, I know you need reassurance, but someone like that is not the place to seek it. A lot of us can relate, we've been there. We can tell you our experiences, and do our best to help you out. We will be happy to listen when you want to talk. Give you a figurative shoulder to cry on. Tell you what you need to hear. That is what we do.

Gale