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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    That's right folks. Florida sucks, so all you Yankees and, errr Western types can stay right where you're at. No need to move here or anything...

    P.S. Tell your friends not to move here either
    Quote Originally Posted by The Serpent Merchant View Post
    And for the love of god stop coming to Disney/the beach... There is nothing worse than the traffic caused by tourists...
    What they said exactly. Lol!

    Oh...and Zombies. That's another thing wrong with Florida. Well, that and giant burms, vicious nile monitors, pet eating boas, expensive housing, horrible traffic, and lots of old people. No need to come visit. Probably shouldn't out of concern for your personal safety. Just sayin'...

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    Some days I really miss Florida!!

    You come here you'll get run over by a horse and buggy. It's so weird going to certain places ( like restuarants, gas stations, etc. ) and they actually have parking for horse and carriage. What the hell do they need at a gas station anyway :confuzed:
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    Re: whats wrong with florida?

    Quote Originally Posted by heathers*bps View Post
    Some days I really miss Florida!!

    You come here you'll get run over by a horse and buggy. It's so weird going to certain places ( like restuarants, gas stations, etc. ) and they actually have parking for horse and carriage. What the hell do they need at a gas station anyway :confuzed:
    lol

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    Re: whats wrong with florida?

    Quote Originally Posted by ahunt037 View Post
    First u got crazy man eating snakes roaming the streets and killin dogs and babies
    Whoa, where's a link to this article? My friend is convinced zombies are invading Florida and this will just add to her terror.


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    Re: whats wrong with florida?

    Quote Originally Posted by babyknees View Post
    Whoa, where's a link to this article? My friend is convinced zombies are invading Florida and this will just add to her terror.
    My bad this is how it should have been typed man-eating snakes not a man eating snakes dogs and babies

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    Re: whats wrong with florida?

    Quote Originally Posted by ahunt037 View Post
    My bad this is how it should have been typed man-eating snakes not a man eating snakes dogs and babies
    Haha I read it wrong.


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    Re: whats wrong with florida?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Serpent Merchant View Post
    And for the love of god stop coming to Disney/the beach... There is nothing worse than the traffic caused by tourists...
    While I agree that I don't like getting stuck behind all the New Jersey and Penn license plates, I do like the fact the tourists pay my state income taxes for me.

    So, the moral of the story is, Come for a visit, Spend lots of money, Buy some oranges, Then head back north, or west...I'm easy like that.
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    God on Facebook the day before that zombie attack, asked his followers what they wanted him to do. The winning vote, was a Zombie Apocalypse......
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    Re: whats wrong with florida?

    Quote Originally Posted by 4Ballz View Post
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    Re: whats wrong with florida?

    Quote Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    While I agree that I don't like getting stuck behind all the New Jersey and Penn license plates, I do like the fact the tourists pay my state income taxes for me.

    So, the moral of the story is, Come for a visit, Spend lots of money, Buy some oranges, Then head back north, or west...I'm easy like that.
    Very true lol
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