I'm still leaning towards South Carolina or Florida.
Chris, what's the 'whole other story' of hots in NC?
You can't own any native hots, so no copperheads, no EDB, no pygmies, no timbers, no canebrakes, and no corals. They are all protected in NC. Permits are only issued to zoos and educational institutions. Non native you can own but can't sell and you have to have permits, but those aren't too hard to obtain from my understanding. Also in NC and this may be true in other states as well you
can not get home owners insurance if you own hots.