Okay........ so I was posting this and then realized my boyfriend never logged out so I edited his and am reposting dangit lol



Eh, I like snakes and all but I am very sure it will never become a problem or an obsession for me. I mean, I have burglarized a couple of houses for ball python money once or twice. But everyone does that now and again, I'm sure.

Also I have stolen money from my mom's purse one or twice and "borrowed" my little sister's entire college fund, but I bought some really sweet snakes with the money so I'm pretty sure it's okay. I've been thinking of starting to sell "street pharmaceuticals" so I can get a few more snakes.

Oh yeah, and occasionally I see a really cool new morph so I have to rob a Circle K or two so I can get the jump on buying it. Unfortunately I recently pawned my Glock for a really sweet lesser so I guess I can't do that anymore.

I suppose a few people might say I'm fairly into it if I told them how I had to take a second mortgage and am now loosing my house because I just couldn't resist a banana and a couple lavender albino combos and then lost my job trying to steal my boss's car for snake money. He drives a BMW though, do you know how many SNAKES you could buy with that?!. I think it's whatever, I'll just stand by the freeway and hold a sign that says "Will work for snakes."

As long as I can just get a few more snakes I'll be fine. Maybe a couple more after that. I can quit any time I want though, I just don't want to. Definitely not a problem or an addiction or anything, perfectly normal.

BTW if anyone on here has any odd jobs or wants to buy anything, ANYTHING I'll do it or I can get it, you can pay me in sweet morphs.