I think your suffering from anxiety now lol... Maybe a panic attack :p
When my puppy was little her claws/teeth were like razor blades lol. Me and my brother used to play rough with her outside. You should have seen some of the scratches she landed on us lol. And then we proceed to roll around in the dirt to be sure plenty of that made it into the wounds. Im still alive 10 years later...
The moral of the story: get yourself a puppy!!!