"PLEASE come see me, I've been waitin' on you, brother. hey hey dude, put a picture of yourself on the internet. cmon have some -ball pythons-, man, let me see what u look like. come on dude. back some of that -bad word for "poop"- up you've been talkin. back it up. come see me, bro. waitin on you."
Appropriate replacements are between the hyphens.
To get a visual, he was talking into the camera with his head tilted downwards so he can see you over his glasses.