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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    OH! I HAVE A LOT FOR THIS Tell me what you guys think


    ...when you nearly are poisoned from plastic air fumes when trying to ventilate twenty bins by melting the plastic for new arrivals that are coming the following week.

    ...when your coffee maker stops making coffee and starts thawing mice.

    ...if when you do your homework you have two snakes up your sleeve and one around your neck.

    ...when you fall into a pond full of alligators and land on top of the gators as you are trying to observe a species of snake in the field (this also happened to me. I literally fell into a pond full of alligators that I could clearly see. It scared them just as much as it scared me).

    ...when your family just stops asking how many pythons are in the house.

    ...when your parents find their furniture normal one day and then overnight being turned into snake habitats with a python in it.

    ...when you sex the snakes for the people at petsmart and correct their habitats without being asked.

    ...when the only answers you get correctly on the quiz is about genetics (this seriously just happened to me today).

    ...when you feel extremely comfortable touching dead mice.

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