Thanks Slim - but it was actually one of the best things he could have done. He was making my life harder than it should have been, and even when I was homeless - life was far better.
And I'm pretty sure there is no faster method to get a snake to poo as to changing their substrate.
Definitely. I've been fortunate to not have to deal with a Sausage Butt case, but some weeks I look at my kids and go "Yes, those scales DO make your butt look big."