For those of you wondering where I was this afternoon while you guys were watching the finale of the serpent fan melt down, I was at my daughter's dance recital. It was almost as entertaining as having serpent fan throw his accusations at me. Thank you all for the concern, and yes, I wish I could have said my piece over in the other thread before it got locked.
A much better place to be, good job Dad! Did she have fun?
Although, serpent fan melt down was rather enteraining, if nothing else.