Oh well i was kidding but throwing bricks of money at them wouldnt be assault lol?
An if you dont freeze the balls they still hurt. And itd still be assault lol.
Of course throwing bricks of money at someone could get you charged with assault, but it was an obviously facetious statement, whereas freezing paintballs and shooting people is more in the realm of something a malicious person might actually do...
Mountain bikes are for slow people, and reptiles are far better pets than cats & dogs!