I'm glad you're joking. I got to the end of my little rant and thought 'holy cow, I hope he's joking'. I almost deleted my response but I already had it typed out so I said screw it and did it anyways.
If we could train snakes to always return to their enclosures, we at least would never have to worry about escapees never being found.
I would love to have a snake or two at my hypothetical wedding but I get the feeling it wouldn't go over too well with my family.![]()