Wouldn't it be awesome if......

[Inarikins]

Yep, totally kidding

Homing BEL's would be AWESOME. I'm sure we could train them to return to their enclosures. I mean they're snakes, second most obedient and happy to please animal next to dogs and husbands. It'll be easy. Maybe we can cross-breed them with the doves so they have little wings and could actually got around the wedding? *coolest mental picture ever!*

Now I wish I could paint well so I could paint the mental image I have of a winged BEL lol.

I'm glad you're joking. I got to the end of my little rant and thought 'holy cow, I hope he's joking'. I almost deleted my response but I already had it typed out so I said screw it and did it anyways.

If we could train snakes to always return to their enclosures, we at least would never have to worry about escapees never being found.

I would love to have a snake or two at my hypothetical wedding but I get the feeling it wouldn't go over too well with my family.