Infractions

[wilomn]

I had one because I was misunderstood.

I had one because I was breast fed.

I had one because I was not breast fed.

I had one for using big words.

I had one for using small words.

I had one for scaring people.

I had one because the new mods need target practice and I have a really big ass. Can I say ass or will I get one for that?

I had one for not knowing if saying ass would get me one.

Most of this is lies.

I had a point for that.

They had to add bandwidth to keep track of my infractions, now they're a goodly sized coffee table book. Also quite effective at squashing roaches.

I had one for being original, but it was rescinded. Turns out I'm a copy of some guy who used to post a lot on Fauna.

All kidding aside though I am pretty sure that one of my first was for telling one of those guys in red to piss off. I reckon they're just gluttons for punishment.