As of 8/26:
Many years ago...
There once was a tall tree with great big fluffy yellow leaves and a very very big 'ol small but strong unicorn guarding it.
Suddenly there was a startling sound that came from a dark corner of a blue brick wall with zesty orange graffiti of people farting all at once. Happily in tune but very smelly; almost like cabbage. Twas splendid tooting; The Perfect Symphony.
Out of nowhere seven sunburned Canadians built an igloo made out of cheese doodles, Captain Crunch, and Mayo for adhesion.
Then the police grabbed a piece of beef jerky then stuck it to the wall by using only spit and lemon found under the trex by the old oak tree.
But then Bigfoot came and ate my pet cat before buying a delicious chocolate bar at the quickstop across the road.
Then a genie (dunn dunnnn dunnnnnn) out of nowhere offered three wishes to a purple spotted peppered salami that asked if his first wish can be ANYTHING such as poofy big, fluffy poofy cute kitty cat.
So the genie turned around and transformed him into a giant with no arms and very long hair and jeans that were too ugly to be clean, but they had superfly style.
Amazed at what the giant saw, he then began smacking genie with a red herring that was smelly later that day.
As the Genie rode into town an old girlfriend approached him and she said "Look into my eyes not my giant disfigured nurple or I will eat a sandwich. But not with too much albatros or peanut butter but extra rabbit and a side of sushi with extra spicy wasabi!"
Then a midget kidnapped the giant and travelled to the forest where cherry trees grow. The midget wished the king oompa-loompa to work in a bubble-gum factory with chocolate rivers and purple bananas.
Then Michael Jackson did the moonwalk across the mall in his socks. But then Pikachu slammed his pog while playing atari naked eating cheetos and drinking beer in the lounge across the street while he smoked beside Charlie Sheen; filling his pipe with devils lettuce, sippin on tigers.
With music blaring in another town the residents were disappointed that Michael had no tuna. The residents cried until he decided he would go and perform thriller With his animals as backup dancers. But a ferrari suddenly crashed into the Neverland Ranch leaving 28 dead rare hermit crabs.
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