You know you're a real BP owner when....

[mues155]

your will to trade your wife and kids for a coral glow

lol dont let your wife see this one!

[mjmendoza]

when you've just read from page 1 of this thread just to see what people wrote.

[muzikfreakah]

When you spend about 30 minutes during the day staring at the hide not even seeing the snake and still get the same feeling of joy

[PigsnPythons]

-You half expect your family to show up one day with the "Animal Hoarders" people from animal planet.

[Kymberli]

-You half expect your family to show up one day with the "Animal Hoarders" people from animal planet.

My family has joked with me about this, but there's a bit of sincerity in their voices when they mention it.

[King's Royal Pythons]

When you read this thread from page one and think....isn't THAT normal?!? Doesn't everyone have a rat colony??

[ace_singapore]

When you and your other half are getting intimate instead of his/her name you screamed 'come-on now Pastel'.

[Richard Hanson]

You remember your snakes hatch/purchase dates but forget your Mother's/wife's birthdays.

[sniper]

when you change your camo pattern from real tree to BP

[muzikfreakah]

When there are nights you just can't sleep because the next day you will visit an expo/breeder/fellow snake collector to check out a possible addition. I am on it right now. damn!