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[Keyboard Warrior]

The depth and breadth of your understanding of my poor tired diatribes are truly amazing. I would never have guessed, based on you posts, that you were in any way intelligent enough to comprehend my lacks, flaws, and general unpleasant demeanor.

And your ability to fire right back at me, obviously using both brains, why that..... astounding is the only word that comes to mind.

I mean seriously, armed with only a raging boner and a LOT of testosterone you have totally and completely turned the tables on me, making me look quite the fool for being unwilling to take at your word anything you say.

You have completed befuddled me with your usage of more than one language, intimidating me ruthlessly, having me so willing to cower in the shade of your overwhelming dominance that were I to try to express my feeble worthless, "avant garde" was it, thoughts, I would surely trip over my own tongue, or fingers as it were.

You are, of course, correct that animals should not be abused and shame shame shame on me for neglecting that (unproven) fact in my ceaseless effort to build my own minuscule self esteem by pouncing on what I mistakenly assumed was yet another buffoon come here to try to himself be built by tearing down that which he does not understand or comprehend.

Ironic ain't it?

I must publicly commend you for bringing me to me knees, for showing me, and everyone else, all 12 of them reading this thread, just how abhorrent I am. And mean too, your whining has done NOTHING but show how I truly target the weak, the sick, the attention seeking weeny whackers, mercilessly not because they deserve it, as they do, as you know, but because were I to choose any other opponent I would so thoroughly have my ass handed to me that my ability to sit in comfort would be compromised for weeks to come.

Well done, well done indeed.

I shall endeavore to no longer shame you by my presence, my attitude, my pitiful attempts to improve my own lot by tearing down that of others so undeserving, such as yourself.

Your service here shall go neither unnoticed nor unappreciated, of this I most humbly assure you.

thankyoueversomuch

It's a reptile forum, if you want intellectual stimulation, go read a book. Whereas the prose of your last argument added nothing to the conversation, except you ridiculing , in a satirical, word laden fashion over the internet. Yes, you have managed to impress members of a reptile forum, with your clever, witty and off beat banter, that doesn't seem to grace this forum very often. Need I digress, however by saying that you won't be winning any awards or thanks for your services, by impressing and insulting members of a reptile forum.

No, my posts don't offer anything to the world of academia, or animal husbandry, nor have I pretended they would. I'm attempting to learn how to take care of my ball python, and in the process I saw animals, whom I believed to be stressed and in pain, and if I'm the idiot for saying something about it, then fine, I suppose I just didn't expect it from this crowd.