This place makes Petsmart look like Paradise on Earth

[Keyboard Warrior]

I suppose hardons are VERY important to you.

Well, we all keep our brains somewhere, it's nice to know yours gets some fresh oxygen every now and then.

Perhaps if when you spoke you engaged your upper brain, then non hardon one, you may appear, possibly though it is doubtful judging from what I have seen so far, at least slightly intelligent and not as a raging boner looking for somewhere to explode.

You know, like you are now.

Ah yes, the old think with your boner speech. Everyone on here I've met has been helpful but you, because you're so "avant garde." You don't roll with the rest of the crowd, do ya? If someone says jump, you don't say "how high?" you say "why should I?" And its because your so unique, and you were told that all of your life, so it merely reinforced that. But somewhere down the line, you realized you were nothing special, and that you were just an as*****. So you vented it it the only way you knew how, by being one, on the internet. I figured there would be better places on the internet to troll and be rude, than a reptile forum, but to each his own, I guess.

I can understand wanting to play devils advocate with me, because likely you have seen hundreds of people like me, complaining about pet stores, crying abuse. Fine whatever, but don't do it at the expense of animals. You won't hurt my feelings if you ignore me, which is what you should have done. But its animals that get hurt in the process, by calling bs on me, without proof yourself. The store won't get hurt from BS claims by me.

[wilomn]

Ah yes, the old think with your boner speech. Everyone on here I've met has been helpful but you, because you're so "avant garde." You don't roll with the rest of the crowd, do ya? If someone says jump, you don't say "how high?" you say "why should I?" And its because your so unique, and you were told that all of your life, so it merely reinforced that. But somewhere down the line, you realized you were nothing special, and that you were just an as*****. So you vented it it the only way you knew how, by being one, on the internet. I figured there would be better places on the internet to troll and be rude, than a reptile forum, but to each his own, I guess.

I can understand wanting to play devils advocate with me, because likely you have seen hundreds of people like me, complaining about pet stores, crying abuse. Fine whatever, but don't do it at the expense of animals. You won't hurt my feelings if you ignore me, which is what you should have done. But its animals that get hurt in the process, by calling bs on me, without proof yourself. The store won't get hurt from BS claims by me.

The depth and breadth of your understanding of my poor tired diatribes are truly amazing. I would never have guessed, based on you posts, that you were in any way intelligent enough to comprehend my lacks, flaws, and general unpleasant demeanor.

And your ability to fire right back at me, obviously using both brains, why that..... astounding is the only word that comes to mind.

I mean seriously, armed with only a raging boner and a LOT of testosterone you have totally and completely turned the tables on me, making me look quite the fool for being unwilling to take at your word anything you say.

You have completed befuddled me with your usage of more than one language, intimidating me ruthlessly, having me so willing to cower in the shade of your overwhelming dominance that were I to try to express my feeble worthless, "avant garde" was it, thoughts, I would surely trip over my own tongue, or fingers as it were.

You are, of course, correct that animals should not be abused and shame shame shame on me for neglecting that (unproven) fact in my ceaseless effort to build my own minuscule self esteem by pouncing on what I mistakenly assumed was yet another buffoon come here to try to himself be built by tearing down that which he does not understand or comprehend.

Ironic ain't it?

I must publicly commend you for bringing me to me knees, for showing me, and everyone else, all 12 of them reading this thread, just how abhorrent I am. And mean too, your whining has done NOTHING but show how I truly target the weak, the sick, the attention seeking weeny whackers, mercilessly not because they deserve it, as they do, as you know, but because were I to choose any other opponent I would so thoroughly have my ass handed to me that my ability to sit in comfort would be compromised for weeks to come.

Well done, well done indeed.

I shall endeavore to no longer shame you by my presence, my attitude, my pitiful attempts to improve my own lot by tearing down that of others so undeserving, such as yourself.

Your service here shall go neither unnoticed nor unappreciated, of this I most humbly assure you.

thankyoueversomuch

[Xan Powers]

The depth and breadth of your understanding of my poor tired diatribes are truly amazing. I would never have guessed, based on you posts, that you were in any way intelligent enough to comprehend my lacks, flaws, and general unpleasant demeanor.

And your ability to fire right back at me, obviously using both brains, why that..... astounding is the only word that comes to mind.

I mean seriously, armed with only a raging boner and a LOT of testosterone you have totally and completely turned the tables on me, making me look quite the fool for being unwilling to take at your word anything you say.

You have completed befuddled me with your usage of more than one language, intimidating me ruthlessly, having me so willing to cower in the shade of your overwhelming dominance that were I to try to express my feeble worthless, "avant garde" was it, thoughts, I would surely trip over my own tongue, or fingers as it were.

You are, of course, correct that animals should not be abused and shame shame shame on me for neglecting that (unproven) fact in my ceaseless effort to build my own minuscule self esteem by pouncing on what I mistakenly assumed was yet another buffoon come here to try to himself be built by tearing down that which he does not understand or comprehend.

Ironic ain't it?

I must publicly commend you for bringing me to me knees, for showing me, and everyone else, all 12 of them reading this thread, just how abhorrent I am. And mean too, your whining has done NOTHING but show how I truly target the weak, the sick, the attention seeking weeny whackers, mercilessly not because they deserve it, as they do, as you know, but because were I to choose any other opponent I would so thoroughly have my ass handed to me that my ability to sit in comfort would be compromised for weeks to come.

Well done, well done indeed.

I shall endeavore to no longer shame you by my presence, my attitude, my pitiful attempts to improve my own lot by tearing down that of others so undeserving, such as yourself.

Your service here shall go neither unnoticed nor unappreciated, of this I most humbly assure you.

thankyoueversomuch

even though I don't agree with your approach to situations such as these you're one hell of a writer and I will admit it is very interesting to go through and read your posts wilomn.


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[Foschi Exotic Serpents]

I'm disturbingly reminded of "V"... And that isn't, by far, a bad thing.. Lol

[Xan Powers]

I'm disturbingly reminded of "V"... And that isn't, by far, a bad thing.. Lol

amazing movie.


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[Johan]

The depth and breadth of your understanding of my poor tired diatribes are truly amazing. I would never have guessed, based on you posts, that you were in any way intelligent enough to comprehend my lacks, flaws, and general unpleasant demeanor.

And your ability to fire right back at me, obviously using both brains, why that..... astounding is the only word that comes to mind.

I mean seriously, armed with only a raging boner and a LOT of testosterone you have totally and completely turned the tables on me, making me look quite the fool for being unwilling to take at your word anything you say.

You have completed befuddled me with your usage of more than one language, intimidating me ruthlessly, having me so willing to cower in the shade of your overwhelming dominance that were I to try to express my feeble worthless, "avant garde" was it, thoughts, I would surely trip over my own tongue, or fingers as it were.

You are, of course, correct that animals should not be abused and shame shame shame on me for neglecting that (unproven) fact in my ceaseless effort to build my own minuscule self esteem by pouncing on what I mistakenly assumed was yet another buffoon come here to try to himself be built by tearing down that which he does not understand or comprehend.

Ironic ain't it?

I must publicly commend you for bringing me to me knees, for showing me, and everyone else, all 12 of them reading this thread, just how abhorrent I am. And mean too, your whining has done NOTHING but show how I truly target the weak, the sick, the attention seeking weeny whackers, mercilessly not because they deserve it, as they do, as you know, but because were I to choose any other opponent I would so thoroughly have my ass handed to me that my ability to sit in comfort would be compromised for weeks to come.

Well done, well done indeed.

I shall endeavore to no longer shame you by my presence, my attitude, my pitiful attempts to improve my own lot by tearing down that of others so undeserving, such as yourself.

Your service here shall go neither unnoticed nor unappreciated, of this I most humbly assure you.

thankyoueversomuch

Haha, I find your rants to be quite entertaining. So much BS that it really is quite enjoyable to read. Thank you.

[Keyboard Warrior]

The depth and breadth of your understanding of my poor tired diatribes are truly amazing. I would never have guessed, based on you posts, that you were in any way intelligent enough to comprehend my lacks, flaws, and general unpleasant demeanor.

And your ability to fire right back at me, obviously using both brains, why that..... astounding is the only word that comes to mind.

I mean seriously, armed with only a raging boner and a LOT of testosterone you have totally and completely turned the tables on me, making me look quite the fool for being unwilling to take at your word anything you say.

You have completed befuddled me with your usage of more than one language, intimidating me ruthlessly, having me so willing to cower in the shade of your overwhelming dominance that were I to try to express my feeble worthless, "avant garde" was it, thoughts, I would surely trip over my own tongue, or fingers as it were.

You are, of course, correct that animals should not be abused and shame shame shame on me for neglecting that (unproven) fact in my ceaseless effort to build my own minuscule self esteem by pouncing on what I mistakenly assumed was yet another buffoon come here to try to himself be built by tearing down that which he does not understand or comprehend.

Ironic ain't it?

I must publicly commend you for bringing me to me knees, for showing me, and everyone else, all 12 of them reading this thread, just how abhorrent I am. And mean too, your whining has done NOTHING but show how I truly target the weak, the sick, the attention seeking weeny whackers, mercilessly not because they deserve it, as they do, as you know, but because were I to choose any other opponent I would so thoroughly have my ass handed to me that my ability to sit in comfort would be compromised for weeks to come.

Well done, well done indeed.

I shall endeavore to no longer shame you by my presence, my attitude, my pitiful attempts to improve my own lot by tearing down that of others so undeserving, such as yourself.

Your service here shall go neither unnoticed nor unappreciated, of this I most humbly assure you.

thankyoueversomuch

It's a reptile forum, if you want intellectual stimulation, go read a book. Whereas the prose of your last argument added nothing to the conversation, except you ridiculing , in a satirical, word laden fashion over the internet. Yes, you have managed to impress members of a reptile forum, with your clever, witty and off beat banter, that doesn't seem to grace this forum very often. Need I digress, however by saying that you won't be winning any awards or thanks for your services, by impressing and insulting members of a reptile forum.

No, my posts don't offer anything to the world of academia, or animal husbandry, nor have I pretended they would. I'm attempting to learn how to take care of my ball python, and in the process I saw animals, whom I believed to be stressed and in pain, and if I'm the idiot for saying something about it, then fine, I suppose I just didn't expect it from this crowd.

[wilomn]

No, my posts don't offer anything to the world of academia, or animal husbandry, nor have I pretended they would. I'm attempting to learn how to take care of my ball python, and in the process I saw animals, whom I believed to be stressed and in pain, and if I'm the idiot for saying something about it, then fine, I suppose I just didn't expect it from this crowd.

Excellent well my self flagilating compadre (hey look, two languages lol) you are able to see you lacks.

You, with your lack of knowledge and experience have tried to get people in an uproar because you, with your lack of knowledge and experience wanted to show off, to be liked, to be the guy who outed a terrible thing. The fact that you have NOTHING to back it up BUT your lack of knowledge and experience are readily apparent to those who DO have knowledge and experience. But you don't like hearing that, on this reptile forum or anywhere else.

How is this anyones problem but yours? Why should anyone, myself in particular, care that you are all butthurt (an apt description if ever there was one) about the fact that YOU jumped the gun?

So you went off prematurely, big whoop. I hear it happens to those who lack knowledge and experience. Perhaps if you slowed down a bit you wouldn't embarrass yourself quite so much. Perhaps if, instead of trying to get people in an uproar, calling in all sorts of authority figures to make you look and feel better, you DID SOME DAMN RESEARCH on your own, nice guys like me wouldn't use you for toilet paper.

You know?

[Jerhart]

Every day I go for a walk. Eight days a week.

This evening, I came upon an open bag of Skittles laying on the ground.

I could have picked up the trash... But I did not, I kicked it instead as if I did not see it in my way. This is suppose to make me feel...not so guilty.

But what caught my eye wasn't the abandoned Skittles left in the sack scattering along the sidewalk...it was the fact that they where M&Ms rolling out of the Skittles bag.

True story.

[King's Royal Pythons]

I may get bashed for saying this (the Humane Society is working against us for some reason), but they may be able to step in. I contacted the local H.S. about our petsmart store and they talked the store manager into actually taking proper care of their reptiles. I travel alot for work, and usually stop at pet stores when I'm out there, and our petsmart is alot more caring than most.