Quote Originally Posted by Keyboard Warrior View Post
Ah yes, the old think with your boner speech. Everyone on here I've met has been helpful but you, because you're so "avant garde." You don't roll with the rest of the crowd, do ya? If someone says jump, you don't say "how high?" you say "why should I?" And its because your so unique, and you were told that all of your life, so it merely reinforced that. But somewhere down the line, you realized you were nothing special, and that you were just an as*****. So you vented it it the only way you knew how, by being one, on the internet. I figured there would be better places on the internet to troll and be rude, than a reptile forum, but to each his own, I guess.

I can understand wanting to play devils advocate with me, because likely you have seen hundreds of people like me, complaining about pet stores, crying abuse. Fine whatever, but don't do it at the expense of animals. You won't hurt my feelings if you ignore me, which is what you should have done. But its animals that get hurt in the process, by calling bs on me, without proof yourself. The store won't get hurt from BS claims by me.
The depth and breadth of your understanding of my poor tired diatribes are truly amazing. I would never have guessed, based on you posts, that you were in any way intelligent enough to comprehend my lacks, flaws, and general unpleasant demeanor.

And your ability to fire right back at me, obviously using both brains, why that..... astounding is the only word that comes to mind.

I mean seriously, armed with only a raging boner and a LOT of testosterone you have totally and completely turned the tables on me, making me look quite the fool for being unwilling to take at your word anything you say.

You have completed befuddled me with your usage of more than one language, intimidating me ruthlessly, having me so willing to cower in the shade of your overwhelming dominance that were I to try to express my feeble worthless, "avant garde" was it, thoughts, I would surely trip over my own tongue, or fingers as it were.

You are, of course, correct that animals should not be abused and shame shame shame on me for neglecting that (unproven) fact in my ceaseless effort to build my own minuscule self esteem by pouncing on what I mistakenly assumed was yet another buffoon come here to try to himself be built by tearing down that which he does not understand or comprehend.

Ironic ain't it?

I must publicly commend you for bringing me to me knees, for showing me, and everyone else, all 12 of them reading this thread, just how abhorrent I am. And mean too, your whining has done NOTHING but show how I truly target the weak, the sick, the attention seeking weeny whackers, mercilessly not because they deserve it, as they do, as you know, but because were I to choose any other opponent I would so thoroughly have my ass handed to me that my ability to sit in comfort would be compromised for weeks to come.

Well done, well done indeed.

I shall endeavore to no longer shame you by my presence, my attitude, my pitiful attempts to improve my own lot by tearing down that of others so undeserving, such as yourself.

Your service here shall go neither unnoticed nor unappreciated, of this I most humbly assure you.

thankyoueversomuch