You might have too many ball pythons if...

[kitedemon]

I really want an original... I don't think that it is in the near future. dreams... I love that they are so beautiful even my sister the snake hater thinks they are.

[sparticus]

Happened last night:


When you start to list things you don't use or want on Ebay to raise money to buy another snake!

hahaha I am an ebay seller whore ..... CONSTANTLY selling things I don't need to raise $$ for new purchases!!!

[Homegrownscales]

If your on a first name Basis with DWR.
If you Hire the naborhood kids to help you clean and feed cages when they come and ask if you need yard work done.
If your sister is a Dr and you know more latin then her.
If you ever though about Chondro being an awsome Middle name.
If your wife screams There is a spider in the bathroom and you run to your rack system wondering how your snake got out.
If your at the inlaws and they say they got a pie and wonder when did they get a snake?
If you missed lunch and are late for dinner cause its feeding day.
If you plan Family road trips around the Expo curcits.
If your reptiles Magize subscription is an automatic deduction from you bank account.
If you call in to work to go look at a snake
If you spend more time on your "HOBBY" then you do at a full time Job
If you try to tell what kinda Gecko it is that sells every one Car Insurence.

I love this thread but I had to add to the last one on this one.
- If you know what kind of gecko the geico gecko is. Lol. I have 2 of them.

You have too many snakes/ reptiles if you gave up on your landlord emergency plan Because there is just way too many to hide now. So you educate them.... Haha I did

Your Bf has never had experience with reptiles before you and now can name every morph. When pop quized. I want to have a breeding/ morph combo conversation with him sooo bad I pop quiz him with the snakes. Omg I'm awful

Your dog is totally ok with a snake around his neck. (for anyone who saw the cat and dog diary thread mine says: 3pm Snake on my neck! My favorite thing!! Rotfl)

Your hairdresser who is beyond terrified of snakes and every time I go to get my hair done asks before she starts if I have a snake in my purse. I brought one once and got her to hold it. But I think Shes still asks.

Ok that's all for now. This has def made me laugh.

[Homegrownscales]

 by far one of the funniest threads!
If the cops have ever come
To your house because they think your growing pot only to find
Out you are growing reptiles! Lol

[jamesa2580]

- You've ever hired a home efficiency consultant (the people who look for drafts and energy loss in the home) to use their infra red camera to find an escaped snake

- You justify your hobby/addiction to friends and family as a side business

- You're a nervous wreck during a bad thunder/snow storm praying power won't go out. An add-on to this is if you start filling water bottles during a storm no matter the hour fearing a power outage (I was up a 3 this morning doing just that)

[loonunit]

... your friend tells you they're going to [insert name of town in another state] on business, and you catch yourself saying they should totally check out [insert name of breeder who lives in that town/state].

... you have actually planned vacations/road trips around reptile shows.

[Amon Ra Reptiles]

When you have lots of snakes you have lots of rats ....... So
- as you walk around the grocery store you think " hmm I wonder if my rats will like that"
- when your eating and you have a piece of what ever left and your BF says " no no don't throw that away the rats will eat it"

[PitOnTheProwl]

- when your eating and you have a piece of what ever left and your BF says " no no don't throw that away the rats will eat it"

we do that

[Raverthug]

when you work at a strip club and spend more time on this site, ks and faunna then you do doing your job *Guilty*

You drive a sportscar (3000gt) and still find a way to put in everything it takes to build a rat rack. *Guilty*

You know you can carry a 16ft retic and an 11ft burn in your sports car. *Guilty*

You let your tenants pay rent in in snakes *Guilty*

Your posting on here instead of payn attition to the naked girl on stage *Guilty*

the local reptile shop calls you first when they get a new morph *Guilty*

Your know as the snake guys most places you go *Guilty*

[BroknBusted]

when you work at a strip club and spend more time on this site, ks and faunna then you do doing your job *Guilty*

Your posting on here instead of payn attition to the naked girl on stage *Guilty*

My man, you have a serious addiction!