You might have too many ball pythons if...

[BroknBusted]

Happened last night:

When your spouse starts looking on Craigslist too for snakes. And her search includes the neigboring states!

When you start to list things you don't use or want on Ebay to raise money to buy another snake!

Oh and the best yet:

When you start to make moves on your wife and she responds only to abruptly stop you because the snake is out of it's hide (no pun intended) and she wants to see it!

[kitedemon]

The bonus question of the exam you just wrote is, "I am all white and have blue eyes what morph am I?"

You want to go to London to buy a Guido Mocafico print.

You know who Guido Mocafico is with out following this link...

http://www.guidomocafico.com/p.html

[Vypyrz]

- You've been blamed for a fart that really was the snake...

-You explain to your Dentist all of the other uses for chlorhexidine other than just mouthwash...

[Liquid]

- You refer to your pregnant wife as "Gravid" and she thinks it is cute! (Guilty)
- You refer to your infant child as a your newest "Hatchling" and you wife thinks it is cute! (Guilty)
- Employees at your local pet store come to you (or call) for help with their reptiles instead of calling the vets (Guilty)
- You correct your local vet on an issue and he argues with you then you pull it up on your phone and prove him wrong! (Guilty)
- You go to a reptile show and your wife goes with you to "keep you sane" and ends up picking out a new snake. (Guilty)
- Your Wife gets just as excited about snakes laying eggs as you do! (Guilty)
- You shop for a new house and the biggest stipulation you give your wife is I get my snake room! (Guilty)
- People ask you if that is a real snake when you take one to the pet store. (Guilty)
- Your hope pages on firefox are iHerp, Kingsnake. Ball-pythons.net, and a craigs list search for ball pythons. (Guilty)
- You have two types of friends those that know about your snakes and those that dont! (Guilty)
- All your avatars on line are pictures of your snakes (Guilty)
- When your kids have no clue why some one would keep mice or rats as pets (Guilty)

True story!
I went to the store with my 6 year old daughter to get rodent food and she insists I get a new mouse wheel. At the check out and the cashier looks at the rodent food the wheel and asks if it is for hamsters. I reply no its for mice. She leans down and asks my daughter "Aww sweetie do you have pet mice?"
My Daughter looked at her like she was insane and said "Uh no ... we have pet snakes!"
The lady looked at me and I smiled and said "Yep 28 of them!"
She handed me my receipt and wouldn't even look at me!

It is moments like this that I love my daughter even more!

[Liquid]

guilty of all:

you browse craigslist pets section at least 5 times a day searching all the different words people could possibly use to describe their bps (python, pythons, snake, reptile, ball python, bp, morph)

you browse craigslist pets section in ALL the surrounding cities to you in hopes that someone is getting rid of their collection

And I thought I was the only one who did that!

[stevenw]

i didnt read all 6 pages so sorry if i stole yours...

your girlfriend has you decide between her and your snakes and you ask her not to slam the door on the way out (guilty just in a nicer way) =)

[ace_singapore]

You might have too many ball pythons if...

You start taking your dates to motels rather to your house....

[Bp_Lee_2011]

-You have a contingency plan and can hide your entire collection in under 30 seconds in case your land lord knocks on the door.

I must know about this one! Luckily my current landlord has no issue with anything caged but for future! That is great!


Here's another one (True just happened to me last night LOL and ive only had my snake for 5 months!)

- When you go to the petstore and they hand you the keys to the rodent rack as you walk in and say "you know where the boxes are"

[emmet10]

-You can't watch any python or snake documentaries of Animal Planet without going ballistic!

I am guilty of that

[Foschi Exotic Serpents]

The bonus question of the exam you just wrote is, "I am all white and have blue eyes what morph am I?"

You want to go to London to buy a Guido Mocafico print.

You know who Guido Mocafico is with out following this link...

http://www.guidomocafico.com/p.html

I absolutely love this mans work! I have every photograph I could possibly find by him in an album on Facebook and in my Photobucket!

Oh, and I had these photos way before your post lol!