guilty of all:
you browse craigslist pets section at least 5 times a day searching all the different words people could possibly use to describe their bps (python, pythons, snake, reptile, ball python, bp, morph)
you browse craigslist pets section in ALL the surrounding cities to you in hopes that someone is getting rid of their collection
When searching for an apartment, the FIRST thing you look for is whether they allow pets... and if not ... your collection is coming anyway obviously.
the layout of your apartment is based solely on where the most strategic location for your snakes are... most likely near all the outlets
All the outlets in your room are used up by UTHs, and Heat lamps.
You find yourself telling friends AFTER they've already come over that you have snakes... or else they won't come at all lolol
You have an elaborate plan A, B and C in place to relocate your snakes for a night in case your landlord posts a 24 hr notice that they need to enter your apartment
This forum and snake activities and shenanigans come before homework
Laying in bed watching your beautiful snakes in their tanks completely calms you and makes you happy
You find yourself singing Wiz Khalifa "Black and Yellow" when describing the colors of your snakes (lolololol definitely guilty)
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