You might have too many ball pythons if...

[tsealock]

I'm working my way up in my 800sqft apartment!

-When you are at dinner with friends, and lie and tell them you don't have any pets because you know half the table will stop eating and freak out.

Haha so true! People think you are some kind of reclusive freak. Oh well.

[snakesRkewl]

You might have too many ball pythons if...

You find yourself sleeping on the couch because you gave the snakes and the rats your bedroom

[Bp_Lee_2011]

LOL this is a riot!

... when your better half finally starts going uh-huh, yeah to any thing snake related and tries to change the subject.

(sorry its not a good one but i hear it all the time and i only have 1 ) LOL

[Skittles1101]

LOL this is a riot!

... when your better half finally starts going uh-huh, yeah to any thing snake related and tries to change the subject.

(sorry its not a good one but i hear it all the time and i only have 1 ) LOL

Same with me!! lol but that goes for my family and co-workers lol

[Cheezus]

....when in ceramics class instead of making cups and bowls your making hides.

....when you decide to clean your room ONLY because if your snake got loose, youd never find it...lol

[OhhWatALoser]

-the sales people ask if you are sure 200 pounds of rat food will fit in your car

2000* 40 bags in a cobalt, yea I can do it.

[tsealock]

LOL this is a riot!

... when your better half finally starts going uh-huh, yeah to any thing snake related and tries to change the subject.

(sorry its not a good one but i hear it all the time and i only have 1 ) LOL

SOOO true. My girlfriend is SICK of hearing about it.

also,

-when you use your textbooks to keep your super-strong escape artist in his enclosure instead of studying.
-When your other half gets pissed that all of her Tupperware has a side missing.
-You always have a collapsible snake hook with you! Just in case!
-You've rescued more snapping turtles from the road then you care to remember
-You're significant other feels like you care more about breeding your snakes than his/her needs.
-You have to warn anyone who sleeps in your guest room they will have roommates
-You have a contingency plan and can hide your entire collection in under 30 seconds in case your land lord knocks on the door.
-You're apartment has more secret snake smuggling compartments then the Millennium Falcon
-You get odd looks when you talk about how pretty and outgoing your albino balls are.

[nooworriess]

... you finally understand your biology class and genetics by referring everything to snakes.

[Alexandra V]

... when you hear that you have mice in your attic and wonder if they're feeder-quality

[SlitherinSisters]

This thread is making me laugh so hard my Dobie keeps coming over to check on me

2000* 40 bags in a cobalt, yea I can do it.

Oh my gosh!! I don't know how you do it! I only fill my trunk because my dog is usually with me. Just that makes my back end sag (I drive a Jetta), I couldn't image a cobalt with that much food in it!