You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.

[Big Gunns]

1. You'd rather read Big Gunns posts than watch your favorite sitcom.

2. You start trying to convince your spouse that Big Gunns is a great name for your next kid.

3. Every time you look in the mirror(BG's best friend) you think of Big Gunns.

4. Since you started reading his posts you've had to buy 5 new screens. This is for the haters.

5. The first thing you do when you walk in the door is run to the computer just to see what BG said that day.

6. People in your home are always asking you what you're laughing/yelling at from the other room when you're on the computer.

7. Every time you see a great looking guy in great shape you ask him. "Are you Big Gunns...can I have your autograph"?

8. Every time you hear screaming crowds of deliriously happy people you run to see if Big Gunns is there.

9. When you're shopping for clothes you ask yourself. Would this outfit impress Big Gunns.

10. When deciding whether or not to go to a reptile show it usually comes down to this. If there's a chance BG is gonna be there, you're definitely going.

11. You're now starting to plan family vacations at the same time that BG is outta town just so you don't miss anything.

12. You're now starting to plan family vacations in the same area that you heard Big Gunns might be.

13. You've already told your spouse(females) that if BG wants you, you're leaving him....and he completely understands.

14. Obviously your newest screen saver is the latest Big Gunns picture you could find.

15. You're friends with people solely because they've actually seen Big Gunns in person.

16. You'd do anything someone asks solely because they're friends with Big Gunns.

17. When leaving the house the last thing you do is check to see if Big Gunns has posted anything new.

18. When you're having a child all you do is say. Please let it be like BG...please let it be like BG.

19. If you could buy Big Gunns secret to greatness you'd spend every last penny you have.

20. Last but not least. Every single one of your family and friends knows exactly who Big Gunns is even though they've never looked on the net at one of his posts.

That's it fans. BG actually came up with all these on the fly. You see how bored BG is huh? Gotta get out of this cold before BG goes really insane.

[LOSTCOAST_BALLZ]

AFTER THIS BRO WE NEED TO SEE IF YOU EVEN HAVE GUNS show some pipes brother take it to the next level, lets see what the efas are doing for u. GUNS ! GUNS ! GUNS !

[Big Gunns]

AFTER THIS BRO WE NEED TO SEE IF YOU EVEN HAVE GUNS show some pipes brother take it to the next level, lets see what the efas are doing for u. GUNS ! GUNS ! GUNS !

No worries there dude, BG has the "pipes". Although this forum posting isn't doing them any favors. Gotta train the legs and six pack tonight.

[BPelizabeth]

Oh lordy....

[ed4281]

Oh lord

[waltah!]

I'm just glad you're a humble guy

[anatess]

Didn't know you were related to Chuck Norris, BG!

[LOSTCOAST_BALLZ]

Bro if u dont post them Ill just take that as a loss to the BG challenge I got pipes and will tak u out any day brotha. hahaha jk tires and leg day tom im pumped. i wont jack ur thread just thought it was time. . . .lol

[SK_Exotics]

Have you been hitting the shark testosterone a bit more than usual BG?

[Big Gunns]

Oh lordy....

Yes????

Oh lord

Again....yes?????

I'm just glad you're a humble guy

Didn't know you were related to Chuck Norris, BG!

Chuck Norris wouldn't last 5 seconds with Big Gunns.

Bro if u dont post them Ill just take that as a loss to the BG challenge I got pipes and will tak u out any day brotha. hahaha jk tires and leg day tom im pumped. i wont jack ur thread just thought it was time. . . .lol

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Have you been hitting the shark testosterone a bit more than usual BG?

BG prefers the Tuna.