HEEEELLPPP!!! BG can't sleep.

[Ironhead]

This is a simple fix. Do 3 to 5 shots of tequila then take 3 benadryl. You will sleep for about 12 hours.

Ha...that always works for me........lol

[JLC]

Here's my surefire recipe for a good night's sleep:

1. good hard workout in the afternoon
2. long, luxurious soak in a hot bath right before bed
3. jump my hubby's bones
4. out like a light!

.....er...you'd have to find someone else's bones to jump, though!

[BPelizabeth]

OMG Judy....lol

Maybe you cant sleep cuz you been a little mean lately......kidding...

Ok....everynight before you actually go to sleep...you should pray out loud. Now it doesn't have to be "God" or "Budda" or a "higher power"...just whom ever you believe in. You can ask questions that truly are nagging you, or just talk and get whatever is on your mind off your chest. It doesn't have to be like you would pray at church. Basically have a conversation ... It will help...and it will help you to sleep a more sound sleep as well.

Ok...that is my non drug or alcohol sleep advice. Good luck.















Or you could do like Judy and just have a TON of sex....that'll make ya fall asleep

[Big Gunns]

OMG Judy....lol

Maybe you cant sleep cuz you been a little mean lately......kidding...

Ok....everynight before you actually go to sleep...you should pray out loud. Now it doesn't have to be "God" or "Budda" or a "higher power"...just whom ever you believe in. You can ask questions that truly are nagging you, or just talk and get whatever is on your mind off your chest. It doesn't have to be like you would pray at church. Basically have a conversation ... It will help...and it will help you to sleep a more sound sleep as well.

Ok...that is my non drug or alcohol sleep advice. Good luck.















Or you could do like Judy and just have a TON of sex....that'll make ya fall asleep

Pfffft...TON???? She's a slacker.

Here's an update. BG stayed up until 11pm last night after waking up the night before at 8pm. That's 27 straight hours for you math majors. He had to drive to pick something up. Now BG has driven 30 straight hours before with no problem, but for some reason this time BG was as tired as he's EVER been in his life. Almost crashed(sorry..some of you were not so lucky) a few times. When BG finally hit the bed. He fell asleep in about 30 seconds tops. Still kinda beat now and need to make an airport run.

Man BG will be happy when he gets outta this "frozen tundra" shortly.

[speedy3]

hey bg did you go through a big elevation change? if so you may not sleep for a week ,thats what happens to me when I go on my snowboard vactions above 9000 feet, drink lost of water.If thats not it maybe you reached a new plain of enlightenment and dont need sleep. I have 1 beer yes just 1 knocks me out in about a half hour good luck

[mommanessy247]

hilarious suggestions everyone...i have that "my mind wont shut up" problem ALOT. i just do something to keep my body moving until my mind is done with its rambling. once its done my body is more then willing to pass out too lol. just gotta be careful that you dont end up making your adrenaline kick in cuz then your mind is numb, ready for sleep, but your body cant stop until the adrenaline is used up.
whenever my bf is ready for bed but cant quite fall asleep he reads. it tires him out so he can sleep.

[JLC]

Pfffft...TON???? She's a slacker.

Oh Grasshopper, you speak quick with no knowledge. Seriously, you have NO idea.....

[BPelizabeth]

Oh Grasshopper, you speak quick with no knowledge. Seriously, you have NO idea.....

Clearly your hubby has been working outta town too too long...

[dembonez]

if i took a creamcicle ball python and a chocolate ball python and put them in a blender and put it on the highest setting, Would i get a Chocolate Creamcicle?

[dembonez]

Here's my surefire recipe for a good night's sleep:

1. good hard workout in the afternoon
2. long, luxurious soak in a hot bath right before bed
3. jump my hubby's bones
4. out like a light!

.....er...you'd have to find someone else's bones to jump, though!

so like when you jump ur hubbys bones does someone come in to make sure you guys are locked then take him out and bring another morph of husband in?


i wanna breed people like BP's!!