Funniest snake conversation I've had... Was talking with a woman in a "job interview" sort of setting.
She asked me, "Where do you see yourself in five years? What's your biggest dream?"
I answered, "Seriously, in five years, I'd like to be breeding snakes and have my own business."
She blinked hard and looked confused...then asked, "How in the
world do you
breed snakes?"
With a perfectly straight face, I answer, "Well, you put the boy snake with the girl snake..."
She had a very chagrined laugh at that.

And then we had a pleasant conversation about why snakes make such great pets.