-You have to move rats out of the way to get to the ground beef for dinner.
-you Go through Bestbuy's appliance thinking look at all those incubators!
-You have ever used the phrase " I swear this will be the last one! What do you mean I said that the last 6 times?"
-When you have been banned from talking about reptiles at work
-Friends call you snake boy.
-you have tried to explain what makes a het, a het.
-When there balled up and all you can think is "How cute is that! HONEY GRAB THE CAMERA!"
-Wife gets a second job for the snakes (well had one then she got tired of it and quit)
-Have to make comprimises about getting anthor snake and having children