you know you own a ball python when.....

[snakecharmer3638]

You start planning your family vacations around breeding and hatching season.

[dc4teg]

when your family is scared to death of a 3 foot snake

[jaym]

your wife keeps telling you off for stealing all the spare sponges from the kitchen
and then she comes out with ''you care more about those snakes than you do about me''

[Jyson]

when you dream of buying a dreamsicle if you ever win the lottery.

When you turn down concert tickets for a het clown.

when clean their cage and 20 minutes later they take a nice huge dump.

when you're watching National Geographic and notice someone you've seen before at a reptile expo.

[OhhWatALoser]

You start planning your family vacations around breeding and hatching season.

lmao, we are going to cedar point later this month because the eggs are going to hatch sometime this week, original plan was to go this weekend.

[snakecharmer3638]

You get excited about new mouse and rat litters and post pictures of them... knowing they will soon be snake food.

[Oxylepy]

when you dream of buying a dreamsicle if you ever win the lottery.

When you turn down concert tickets for a het clown.

when clean their cage and 20 minutes later they take a nice huge dump.

when you're watching National Geographic and notice someone you've seen before at a reptile expo.

I spend almost every day imagining the setup I would get if I won the lottery.

I have spent about 3/10 days since I was a kid imagining what I would do if I won the lottery. Here's the best part: I dont play.

[hunter94]

Your know you own a Ball Python when your mom goes to pick up a live feeder mouse while your on a trip and she ends up keeping it as a pet.

True story. Went charter fishing (Not really ended up throwing up every 10-20 minutes while 30 foot waves were moving the boat.) and I had my mom pick up a mouse cause I came back the day my snake needed to be fed and my mom kept the feeder as a pet and we got another mouse to feed my snake.

[Emohooker]

-You have to move rats out of the way to get to the ground beef for dinner.
-you Go through Bestbuy's appliance thinking look at all those incubators!
-You have ever used the phrase " I swear this will be the last one! What do you mean I said that the last 6 times?"
-When you have been banned from talking about reptiles at work
-Friends call you snake boy.
-you have tried to explain what makes a het, a het.
-When there balled up and all you can think is "How cute is that! HONEY GRAB THE CAMERA!"
-Wife gets a second job for the snakes (well had one then she got tired of it and quit)
-Have to make comprimises about getting anthor snake and having children

[dc4teg]

You understand genetics better than the average human!