Hole in Theory #3 - Elevated enzyme levels are a normal part of the detoxification process. None of those oft quoted studies have ever correlated elevated enyzme levels to liver disease.
Hole in Theory #4 - While the debate rages on the safety of pine that is not heat treated, there really is no debate on heat treated or kiln dried pine. I repeat, the safety of heat treated pine is not debateable.
Where am I getting that info? Well, Wingy, go run around Google looking for the relevant studies. When you get tired of not finding an easy answer, come back and maybe I'll throw ya a bone.
Hole in Theory #5 - Donna, you can't simultaneously claim that snakes have a more delicate respiratory system and then claim that rats and mice more readily show signs of pine induced stress. I mean you can, but you do realize that those two claims contradict each other, don't you?
How does a delicate flower of a snake go 20 years on pine and not show any effects, but a hardy old rat becomes a pine-induced invalid within a short period of time?