Yep, next up, Massive population of Unicorns in the Everglades. Unicorns are known to feed on all manner of indigious plants... we've estimated there's nearly a million unicorns in the Everglades. What? No, we haven't actually seen any.. but we just KNOW they are all OVER the place!

Yes, I know, there actually ARE burmese in the Everglades, but the numbers are so inflated and ridiculous as to be laughable. Add in the people declaring the numbers are real while being unable to find a python to kill.. it's just plain dumb.

Plus.. with 200,000 pythons, and at least 50% dead(estimates have gone as high as 90% by some), where are all the bodies? HAve you ever smelled a dead snake? Trust me.. the Everglades should be a hazmat zone with at LEAST 100,000 dead snakes. Even if they were burrowed up, you'd still be smelling those things, because a dead python in the heat is NOT a smell you can miss.