Quote Originally Posted by f4n70m View Post
Our neighbor told us if our snake gets out he is going to kill it because its a danger to him

I told him if his cat gets out im going to kill it because its a danger to me

Mind u his wife got mad and was saying she was going to call the cops because i threatened to kill his car
Nice come back, ha ha. If she does call the cops, they can't do any thing. All it would be is "He said, she said" and it would be over.

I would have said some thing along the lines of the actual value. For example, if he threatened to kill a snake of mine that was worth $800, I would have told him I'd give him $800 worth of damage by pouring bleach in his car's gas tank. I guess we'd see how far he'd be driving, ha ha.