As requested by Big Gunns...Repticon Punk-a-thon

[dsirkle]

How did it go from annyoing as all get out 3rd person, to every Mod and Admin loving this guy? I just dont get it....

I don't love BigGunns Pat. But I do see that he really doesn't take himself seriously and that he loves to poke people that do.

[waltah!]

C'mon Patrick, he's harmless! I can't speak for the other mods and admins, and whether they "love" BG, but he actually shares good information, and takes time to answer newbie questions, that a lot of veteran members no longer do.

While you may find his persona annoying, others appreciate that he actually does take the time to help and share what's worked for him.

Get past his persona and he's an interesting person to talk to.

I'm right there with ya, Robin. When I first started reading his posts I thought he was gonna be a handful. I honestly think that he does pass good info and actually takes an interest in issues that people are having here, especially new keepers. I met him briefly at Hamburg, but his greatness was too blinding so it's all kind of a blur. I do however remember that he had some great animals.
He's also extremely humble which I can appreciate

[CoolioTiffany]

Yeah I'd agree with Walt. When BG first started to post a lot it got on my nerves, but after talking to him and actually getting into the detail of his posts I realized he's a great guy. But also a guy who wants to see how angry people get at him for his silliness then end up being a huge fan.

I think that whoever is a BG fan should put "I'm a BG fan" in their signature

[Custom Exotics]

I wasn't hiding from you...and with sooo many folks sporting the Proto shirts, you were hard to pick out....kinda like me in the black USARK shirt lol

I know, just messing with you, but thanks for noticing the shirts, I was the one that was sometimes walking with my daughter (7) or my wife and daughter.

[Big Gunns]

And all this time i thought it was the Rodney King beating that started them... Boy was I wrong

It was. Rodney was chasing Big Gunns for an autograph when he was pulled over.

***disclaimer...to anyone that may be offended by this joke, BG has one thing to say. Lighten up.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Well I was asked by Frankie what was my opinion on Big Gunns, and I proceeded to say that I figured that BG was "120 pounds soaking wet" and was "Probably institutionalized in a mental institution more than once" among other things Im sure, but those were the two "highlights". Yeah you guys got me good, I'll admit to that. Before meeting BG I did believe what I was saying, but after meeting BG I do not think he was "institutionalized in a mental institutionalized more than once", he is a cool guy who is not as insane as he may sometimes seem. I also don't think he is "120 pounds soaking wet"........he is atleast a buck forty. Much love BG!

Wrong...it was twice, but only because BG started telling people he wasn't the GREATEST(Ali was) for a few days a couple of times. They locked BG right up and straightened him out real quick.

It's 145lbs....but BG can reach 160 when Pimp Daddy Neil is around with all that hair gel.

Well from the back I am pretty sure 120lbs is not the case....lol. So BG...you coming to the Tucson Expo?

Another BG fan was just asking the same thing in a PM. BG will tell yah what. He usually gets at least 100k for a guest appearance, but since we are all friends here, he'll make his way out there if you guys/gals can raise 50.

This can stand as testimony that I am Female, and not a male masquading as a female as some have suggested?....mmmm that didn't come out right, and I don't want to offend the alternative lifestyles.

Neither does BG so he will leave this one alone.

We got punked...not as bad as some of the others, like Shaun (just messing with ya Proto )....that's ok though....still got my BG pic!

"Not as bad as some of the others"????? OK, it looks like BG is gonna need to tell the story. MissGunns(formerly MissDixie) and her X hubby came to the show and met Fatboy who was set up next to his Greatness. They were talking numerous times, all the while BG is right there listening. We did not let them in on the joke as easy as the others though. Jeff was having a leeetle get together with a couple people at his house that was 10 hours away(Jeff said 15 minutes) and doesn't show up on any Navigation(that's another story). BG made it there, but only because he can navigate by looking at the stars. He needed two tanks of gas, and a tune up, but he made it. He walked in the house and was introduced as Damon. We all had a leeetle chit chat for about an hour. Jeffs X wife(left him for BG) had made some hamburgers that BG grubbed down along with some cake.

After doing so BG(Damon) said he was going to the car to get some dessert for everyone. While walking there MissFatboy almost blew the whole thing. Everyone was talking about Big Gunns at the time and she says. "How do you feel about BG Neil"????? BG thought it was all over right there, but those Alabamans are not too swift. They didn't catch the slip up(you see BG is supposed to be Damon).

OK...so BG goes to the car and gets his dessert and comes back and asks MissGunns if she wants any. Now what was it???? Subway Macadamia cookies of course. He then proceeded to tell them that he was in fact.....The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately the rest of the story is X rated. There was mad hysteria and womens clothes flying everywhere. BG barely made it out of the kitchen with his life.

Now that's how to Punk someone.

Thats alright, apparently you ran off with Big Gunns, because you was hiding from me the whole show, plus you was talking to other people thinking they were me, then tried to make ME feel guilty, you sneaky little devil!

Listen....can you really blame her? Don't be mad because BG didn't run off with you.

I don't love BigGunns Pat. But I do see that he really doesn't take himself seriously and that he loves to poke people that do.

"Loves" it like he loves those Subway cookies.

I'm right there with ya, Robin. When I first started reading his posts I thought he was gonna be a handful. I honestly think that he does pass good info and actually takes an interest in issues that people are having here, especially new keepers. I met him briefly at Hamburg, but his greatness was too blinding so it's all kind of a blur. I do however remember that he had some great animals.
He's also extremely humble which I can appreciate

Hence the reason for BG's saying. "You're gonna hate me till you luv me".

"Met him"??? When was this? BG did hear someone pass him and say "that's Big Gunns". However they did not say anything else. Was that you? Don't tell BG you were too nervous to introduce yourself. This is a common problem that they have clinics for, but BG didn't think you would have this problem Waltah.

Yeah I'd agree with Walt. When BG first started to post a lot it got on my nerves, but after talking to him and actually getting into the detail of his posts I realized he's a great guy. But also a guy who wants to see how angry people get at him for his silliness then end up being a huge fan.

I think that whoever is a BG fan should put "I'm a BG fan" in their signature

Yes they should. Big Gunns thinks it should be required to stay a member at BP.Net

[CoolioTiffany]

Yes they should. Big Gunns thinks it should be required to stay a member at BP.Net

I am totally up for doing that BG, make a thread

[Big Gunns]

I am totally up for doing that BG, make a thread

Big Gunns is actually considering something else that has been requested by his fans...over and over again. Top secret for now though.

[BPelizabeth]

BG I will do one better....I am trying to set up a BPnet barbeque after the show. How about a nice steak?

[waltah!]

ha ha BG, no that wasn't me. I came up to your booth with Adam, but you were pretty busy so just got the quick intro and we headed out.

[Big Gunns]

BG I will do one better....I am trying to set up a BPnet barbeque after the show. How about a nice steak?

You better make two or three if BG shows up. His Gunns need a lot of protein. Don't forget the Subway Macadamia cookies.

ha ha BG, no that wasn't me. I came up to your booth with Adam, but you were pretty busy so just got the quick intro and we headed out.

Yeah BG can be real busy with all his fans. Sorry Big Guns was short with yah, but his female fans always come first....you understand.

Actually.... BG can sometimes be out of it from lack of sleep at a show...and he must have been Waltah...he has no recollection of the intro. Sorry dude. You should have said you were Waltah from the forums. Big Gunns would have made some time for yah...and maybe even introduced you to some female fans.(not)