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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
 Originally Posted by mfkelly
Thats OK, how do you think I feel when my 10yr. old daughter comes and tells me hey Dad, things are good Mojo is locked with Guava, AGAIN, man don't they stop!! Of course she has said this in front of guests!!!!!!!! I think my wife would like to kill me at times. LOL
Mike Kelly
HAHA Love it!
And in response to this thread - I think my friends would say the same thing....or pretty much disown me if they saw me do that haha!
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
Funny! My husband is alway giving me flack about being a "snake pimp."
~Wendy~
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Reptile Collection: Amazon Tree Boas, Ball Pythons, Boa Constrictors, Brazilian Rainbow Boas, Carpet Pythons, Chondro, Corn Snakes, King Snakes, Milk Snakes and a Retic. Too many morphs to list anymore!
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
Yea I thought it was funny.
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
 Originally Posted by Jay_Bunny
...snake molester. (not sure if that word is allowed so change it if you need to) My sister was over the other day and I went upstairs to check on the snakes and I noticed one of my males just wasn't interested in his lady. I remembered a technique I had read about on here and took one of my other males and popped him for sperm. I took the sperm and wiped it on the female and put the male I had just popped back. I turn around and my friend is staring at me like I'm crazy. She then says "OMG you just molested that snake." and then we both just start laughing.  
I do the same thing with sperm plugs! The difference between you and me is the fact that I get paid for it. You know what that makes me? A pimp!
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
 Originally Posted by twistedtails
I do the same thing with sperm plugs! The difference between you and me is the fact that I get paid for it. You know what that makes me? A pimp!

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