Vote for BP.Net for the 2013 Forum of the Year! Click here for more info.

» Site Navigation

» Home
 > FAQ

» Online Users: 670

0 members and 670 guests
No Members online
Most users ever online was 47,180, 07-16-2025 at 05:30 PM.

» Today's Birthdays

None

» Stats

Members: 75,905
Threads: 249,101
Posts: 2,572,083
Top Poster: JLC (31,651)
Welcome to our newest member, Pattyhud
Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. #1
    BPnet Veteran cardell75's Avatar
    Join Date
    01-21-2008
    Location
    Kingsland, ga
    Posts
    236
    Thanks
    100
    Thanked 64 Times in 24 Posts
    Images: 24

    The Frog and Golf

    A man goes out golfing.

    He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

    He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."




    The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
    Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

    Boom!

    He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.


    You must be a lucky frog, he?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

    The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

    "What do you think frog?" the man asks.

    "Ribbit 3 wood."

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!

    Hole in one.

    The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

    By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."








    " They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

    The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

    Upon approaching the roulette table,

    The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
    Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

    Boom!


    Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.



    The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

    He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."

    He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

    With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous girl.


    "And that


    is how the girl ended up in my room, Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."
    Charles B. Cardell
    www.ciderinc.com

    People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing
    it. - George Bernard Shaw

  2. #2
    BPnet Senior Member joepythons's Avatar
    Join Date
    12-03-2005
    Posts
    12,500
    Thanks
    697
    Thanked 1,074 Times in 888 Posts
    Images: 1

    Re: The Frog and Golf

    Quote Originally Posted by cardell75 View Post
    A man goes out golfing.

    He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

    He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."




    The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
    Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

    Boom!

    He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.


    You must be a lucky frog, he?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

    The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

    "What do you think frog?" the man asks.

    "Ribbit 3 wood."

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!

    Hole in one.

    The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

    By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."








    " They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

    The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

    Upon approaching the roulette table,

    The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
    Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

    Boom!


    Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.



    The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

    He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."

    He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

    With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous girl.


    "And that


    is how the girl ended up in my room, Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."
    LMAO!
    Joe Haggard

  3. #3
    BPnet Veteran j_h_smith's Avatar
    Join Date
    12-02-2009
    Location
    Maryland
    Posts
    3,007
    Thanks
    234
    Thanked 567 Times in 449 Posts
    Images: 3

    Re: The Frog and Golf

    I don't care who you are, that there's FUNNY.

  4. #4
    BPnet Veteran withonor's Avatar
    Join Date
    11-23-2009
    Location
    Wilmington, DE
    Posts
    513
    Thanks
    40
    Thanked 75 Times in 69 Posts

    Re: The Frog and Golf

    Eight times.
    -David

    0.0.1 Normal Ball Python (Zeek)
    0.1.0 Cinnamon Ball Python (Scarlett aka Big Red)
    0.1.0 Pastel Ball Python (Missy)
    0.1.0 Mojave Ball Python (Star)
    0.1.0 German Shepherd/Austrailian Kelpie mix (Micha)
    0.1.0 Siamese/Stuck Up mix (Ping)
    1.0.0 Dwarf Hotot Bunny (Tater)
    0.0.2 Parakeet/Albino Parakeet (Ice/Scatter)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.2.1