Of all the "names" created to immortalize BG the single most funny one was beyond a doubt...

BLOATED GOITER!!!!!

OMG I laughed out loud for the longest time when I read that one. Big guppy is pretty funny too but it doesnt instill visions of the grossly swollen throat of a man in dire need of medical attention!

Anyway.. BG, as for the contest, I dont know what surprises you may have in store for us but Im easy to please. A super black pastel or any double to quadruple dom/co-dom female will do me good