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Big Gunns will tell his story now. Apparently likebull1 couldn't wait and gave BG a red rep point. Remember the name fans.

OK...Big Gunns was driving across the country a few months ago(on secret mission) when he saw a couple a baby(almost adult) Raccoons hit by a car in the middle of the road. The mother was standing next to the one that was moving. She ran off when BG stopped the car. Big Gunns got out of the car and one was obviously dead, but the other appeared paralyzed from the waist down. WTF was Big Gunns gonna do?? He could here momma in the field calling to her kids, and the baby was calling back. Let's just say BG was very sad(he does have a heart).

Big Gunns decided he just couldn't leave the baby there, so he put it in a box, then moved the dead one out of the road. BG got in his car and then looked for the closest VET with his navigation. He found one about 10 minutes away so BG was off.

About 2 minutes later at 70mph Big Gunns heard a crashing down the roof of the car. WTF was that? ****cuss word here*****. It's Big Gunns expensive video camera that he left on the roof. BG went back and found the carnage. Unbelievably, the only thing that was broken was the mike. BG picked up the camera and was off to the Vet. The leeetle guy never made it there. He died in route. BG has to say....The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind got a leeetle misty eyed.shhhhhhhhhh. Don't let that out.

Hope this sad story was worth the wait.
Vinsanity has a sad story too.
One day Vinsanity was browsing on the internet, ball-pythons.net to be exact. Vinsanity saw a post that was made by Big Gunns, it was written in a 3rd person poing of view so of course, his reactions were "WTF!??!?!?!"
Vinsanity spent the next hour reading these borderline retarded posts by a man named Big Gunns. This brings tears to Vinsanity's eyes, poor Vinsanity just wasted a hour in Vinsanity's life and Vinsanity can never buy that back.